Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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