Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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