id be glad to
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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