I can tuck mytits in my pants
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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