i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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