So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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