...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
