Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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