so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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