I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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