I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh god the rape fog is back!
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
