my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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