You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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