So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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