there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
