This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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