Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
True strength comes from lack of pants
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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