puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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