She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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