don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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