i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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