He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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