I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You did what with his pubic hair?
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