It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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