when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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