i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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