Me too!
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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