one might say we're banned from that church
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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