Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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