He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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