Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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