I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
