I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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