Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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