So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just gargled with NyQuil
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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