I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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