Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The power of my boobs compel you
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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