I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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