I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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