omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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