Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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