I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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