Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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