Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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