I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
The power of my boobs compel you
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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