Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I think my moral compass just broke
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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