brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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