What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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