Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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