whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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