talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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