ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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